So, something has been on our minds for awhile and we were hoping you could help us. See, we know our American History and we know Abraham Lincoln died in 1865 . Meaning the guy that showed up at our Halloween party was not, in fact THE Abraham Lincoln.* Problem is, he simply would not break character and so we were never able to figure out who the heck he actually IS.
Here’s a couple things we do know about this (albeit, devilishly charming) non-president:
1. He’s extremely punctual.
2. He votes and is always ready with a pen for the “ladies.” So he clearly shares some “presidential appetites,” am I right? Am I right? ZING!
3. He does not discriminate against race, creed, or blood-sucking minorities.
(ESPECIALLY when any of these involve a lady! Did you even see that one coming?! I bet not! ZING again!)
Any Ideas or Guesses? Leave us a comment below! We’d like to put this mystery to bed once and for all!
AH! Another lady joke! I can’t stop.